How To Tell If Your Government Is Stupid
#1 The “All Or None” Principle
Your government is stupid if it makes decisions that help only some of the people.
#2 The “Foreign Worker” Principle
Your government is stupid if it hires foreign workers instead of American workers.
#3 The “Goods” Principle
Your government is stupid if it allows foreign companies to sell goods in the U.S. when their countries won’t allow us to sell goods in those countries.
#4 The “More Goods” Principle
Your government is stupid if it allows foreign companies to sell more goods in the U.S. than their countries allow us to sell in those countries.
#5 The “Weapon Building” Principle
Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it allows foreign companies to build our weapons of war.
#6 The “Jobs” Principle
Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not fight to maintain U.S. manufacturing jobs.
#7 The “Job Number” Principle
Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not fight to increase the number of U.S. manufacturing jobs.
#8 The “Balanced Budget” Principle (Priority #1)
Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not balance its budget (make sure it can’t spend more money than it has).
#9 The “National Debt” Principle (Priority #2)
Your federal government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not seek to eliminate the national debt.
#10 The “Social Security” Principle
Your federal government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not maintain the fund needed to pay social security benefits.